What disgusts me about this the most — and believe it or not it’s not what the ape is doing — is that you know Jane Leeves is my free pass. A free pass is when your wife lets you have sex with someone outside of the marriage. Of course I’m not married yet, but I’m claiming my free pass now so that when I’m inside of a marriage I’ll have an ironclad way to get back out.
Actually, I have 5 free passes: #5 was Jane Leeves until your ruined it. #2-4 are Peri Gilpin, Camille Grammer, and Bebe Neuwirth. And #1 is, and will always be, Frasier Co-Creator Peter Casey.
I’ll have to find a new #5 now. I need to talk to my therapist about this.