All posts tagged "The Zod in the Mirror"
Ah excuse me sir? I’m just the medieval hunchback whose tailor shop you are in. Not to interrupt you while you talk to yourself in the mirror but I gotta “hunch” you’re going to be interested in this beautiful King Arthur blade, part of our Lionheart collection. At 10% off it’s a steal, and it’s not just to kill with. It’s to die for.
It’ll be perfect for going out on your little holy crusades in the name of a Catholic Kingdom whatever of Israel, whatever.
Jews, Muslims, doesn’t matter. When they see you coming wearing that suit of armor, and holding this sword, they are going to just lay down their weapons and weep you looks so good. They are going to kneel before Zod. Your name is Zod right?